What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Whoops! My fault!
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What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
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What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
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What do you call a very attractive aircraft?