What did the sun use for its sewing class?
A weather pattern.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What animal always goes to heaven?