What is a plant's favorite college course?
Chemis-tree.
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What are the strongest days of the week?
What's the most masculine animal?