What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
A gut-ar.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?