What superpower do all middle children have?
Invisibility.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?