Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Because if they were 90 degrees, then the ice would melt.
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What kind of computers do horses use?