Why did spring break up with winter?
It was tired of getting the cold shoulder.
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Where does food go to take a nap?