Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
His brother told him it was an appetizer for lunch.
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why are ghosts always single?
What is the coolest country?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?