Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Because they have no spine.
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?