Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Because they hate traveling.
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?