Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little green.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Where do polar bears vote?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
How do lawyers say goodbye?