Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why do two skunks argue?
How can you make 7 even?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?