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    10 Zoo Jokes That Are Keepers

    10 Zoo Jokes That Are Keepers

    By Robert W. • July 25, 2024

    Spring is in the air and it’s time to escape to the animal kingdom. A trip to the zoo is the perfect fit when you’re looking for something to do! Pack up a picnic, grab your friends, and have some wild laughs with these 10 Zoo Jokes.

    Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

    Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?


    Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

    Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

    What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

    What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?


    What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

    What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

    Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

    Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?


    What do lions eat on their cheat day?

    What do lions eat on their cheat day?

    What does a female lion call her mate?

    What does a female lion call her mate?


    What's black and white and red all over?

    What's black and white and red all over?

    How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

    How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

    What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

    What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

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