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    14 Egg-cellent Jokes That'll Crack You Up

    14 Egg-cellent Jokes That'll Crack You Up

    By Maria W. • July 25, 2024

    Whether you’re celebrating Easter, love a festive egg hunt, or just love a breakfast that includes eggs — these 14 Egg Jokes (or, ahem, Yolks) are sure to crack you (and your friends!) up. Get a whole carton full of laughs when you share these with friends and family over the breakfast table or at your Easter gathering this year!

    How do eggs end a TV show?

    How do eggs end a TV show?


    What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

    What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

    What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

    What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?


    What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

    What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?


    What kind of car do eggs drive?

    What kind of car do eggs drive?

    Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

    Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?


    What do cats use to beat eggs?

    What do cats use to beat eggs?

    How do chickens leave the highway?

    How do chickens leave the highway?


    Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

    Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

    What does an evil hen lay?

    What does an evil hen lay?


    What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

    What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

    Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

    Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?


    What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

    What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

    What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

    What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

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