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    18 Football Jokes to Tackle This Season

    18 Football Jokes to Tackle This Season

    By Todd H. • July 25, 2024

    Touchdown, field goal, penalty flag, oh my! It’s football season, and these 18 Hilarious Football Jokes are great to pull out when the tensions are high during halftime. You’ll be laughing all the way through overtime!

    What's the smelliest part of a football field?

    What's the smelliest part of a football field?

    Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

    Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?




    Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

    Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?




    Which football team has the coolest helmets?

    Which football team has the coolest helmets?




    What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

    What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?




    Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

    Where do football directors go when they are fed up?




    Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

    Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?




    What do an English major and a football player have in common?

    What do an English major and a football player have in common?




    What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

    What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?




    When fish play football, who is the captain?

    When fish play football, who is the captain?

    We hope this list of laughs helps your team pull out a win!

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