Touchdown, field goal, penalty flag, oh my! It’s football season, and these 18 Hilarious Football Jokes are great to pull out when the tensions are high during halftime. You’ll be laughing all the way through overtime!
What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

We hope this list of laughs helps your team pull out a win!























