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    17 Vacation Jokes for Your Wanderlust

    17 Vacation Jokes for Your Wanderlust

    By Marcus T. • July 25, 2024

    There’s nothing quite like boarding a plane and getting away for a few days — especially in the middle of a long winter. Long, gray days can bring on a wanderlust feeling. Catch a break, grab a fresh glass of lemonade or iced tea, and bring the Vitamin D feeling with these 17 Sunny Vacation Jokes that are sure to help you get through the last, long days of winter!

    What did the bread do on vacation?

    What did the bread do on vacation?


    Where does a pianist go on vacation?

    Where does a pianist go on vacation?

    Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

    Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?


    What do you call a vacation at home?

    What do you call a vacation at home?

    Where do ghosts go on vacation?

    Where do ghosts go on vacation?


    Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

    Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

    Where do birds go on summer vacation?

    Where do birds go on summer vacation?


    Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

    Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

    Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

    Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?


    Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

    Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

    What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

    What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?


    Where do mice love to go on vacation?

    Where do mice love to go on vacation?

    Where do squirrels go on vacation?

    Where do squirrels go on vacation?


    Where do bees go on their vacation?

    Where do bees go on their vacation?

    Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

    Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?


    Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

    Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

    Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

    Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?


    There you have it! Now, don’t keep all the sunshine to yourself. Bring a little extra Vitamin D to your friend’s day by sharing these jokes!

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