What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
A computer with a lot of bites.
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?