What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you call an arctic cow?