Did you know about April 1st?
Yes, I'm fooly aware of it.
Where do termites go camping?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?