Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
In the piano!
What do you call a smelly horse?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?