Do dads always snore?
No, only when they are asleep!
Why are cowboys always religious?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What does an evil hen lay?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?