Do dads always snore?
No, only when they are asleep!
What vehicles are in the best shape?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
OK, that's enough fish puns.