Where do belly buttons go to college?
The Navel Academy.
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?