What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues.
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?