What do horses say to greet each other?
Hay there.
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?