How did the tree get lost?
It took the wrong root.
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why do cows make great bakers?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
How long will dinner be?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What type of barrel breaks easily?