How long will dinner be?
About a foot and a half.
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?