How do cats make a birthday cake?
From scratch!
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What country has the most fish?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?