Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?