How do you massage a chicken wing?
Give it a dry rub.
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do mice need oiling?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
It's allergy season again?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
If you need help building an ark...
What's the noisiest food?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?