Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York!
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Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why is a computer so smart?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?