If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missiletoe.
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?