Why was the spider so smart?
Because he knew the entire WWWeb.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's the scariest letter?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What is the most faithful insect?
What school subject really rocks?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?