My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
What sport requires no movement at all?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?