My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?