What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A ball hog!
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?