On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
They're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why are skeletons so calm?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?