What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Where does water do all its banking?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?