What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
How do you make antifreeze?