What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
There's mushroom for improvement!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?