What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
A duck.
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?