Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What makes pirates such good singers?
I broke my finger!
What part of a fish is the most musical?
How long will dinner be?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Where does cheese invest its money?