What birds make average students?
C-gulls.
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?