What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom.
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why was the cow afraid?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?