What car is the perfect size for mice?
A minivan.
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?