Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
Where do cows go on vacation?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?