What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What game do bats excel at?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did the frog starve?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?