Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?