What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Catcher!
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you call a singing rodent?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What did the stair machines call each other?