What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?