What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Short ribs.
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What car can't keep a secret?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?