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They do so many legal briefs.
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What dance was the most popular in 1776?
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What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?